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Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI and is now staring down the barrel of charges for child endangerment since he brilliantly decided to drive drunk with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car. Also in the car was another minor and an unidentified woman. Scope out Heather Locklear’s response when notified of the arrest, according to TMZ:

And, police sources say, after Sambora was busted, the cops called Heather Locklear, Ava’s mom. We′re told Heather authorized the woman in the car to drive her daughter home.

Okay, your ex-husband just get picked up driving drunk with your daughter in the car. Most mothers would’ve rushed to the scene and picked up their child. Heather Locker says, “Eh, just let some chick drive her home.” Damn, she’s hot and lazy. It’s almost like we were made for each other. Heather, will you marry me? I promise not to leave you for Denise Richards. Unless I could somehow pull it off without leaving the couch….

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The Sun posted these pics of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can’t tell if she’s rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long held theory about Joe Simpson: He loves America - a lot. I’m talking he wants to make love to the USA and not just “have sex.” Then they’d spoon on the couch and watch Atonement. Until Joe brings up getting implants again and they start arguing. He just wants you to look beautiful, America. But mostly in the Dakota region.

EDIT: Had to take down the images. Hit the link above to check them out.

Ashton Kutcher’s new show Pop Fiction has “celebrities” pulling pranks on the media. Paris Hilton pretended to be spiritual with a monk and Avril Lavigne wore a fake belly. However tabloid editors aren’t buying it and see right through the shenanigans of this assclownius supremus. Here’s some quotes from NY Daily News:

“There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. “
Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won′t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He′s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn′t sell a lot of mags.”
“It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.”

“Go act.” Ashton Kutcher - acting! LMFAO! That’s goddamn hilarious. Seriously, how do you follow that? My hat’s off to you, sir. *dead rabbit falls out* Captain Wigglenose?

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I can just get off the boat with my carry on luggage and head straight to the airport…

If they take their wheelchair to load, once they are on board the boat their chair will be taken back to the special parking area. When a person, other than a power chair user, gets …

for someone to be able to set a single yet not be able to row well on an eight. To me small boats are better

as someone who rows better on smaller boats… and WHY???
odd question
Manny

foam in boats Some boats have foam flotation, some do not. Why is this?
Also, it seems

that it is the smaller boats that have the foam. Why do larger boats not have foam? Is there a point (weight

The sailing team representing Durban, South Africa, contacted the Race Office to report that they had been dismasted, at deck level, in approximately 20 knots of wind. The sailing crew of 16 is in the process of clearing the decks and cutting away the trailing rigging from the boat, to prevent damage to the 68′ yachts hull.

Nearly 300 passengers had to be rescued from a Greek tourist boat after it ran aground near Athens. The Giorgis, carrying mostly Japanese, American and Russians, was taking in water but in no danger, rescuers said. The boat, one of several that runs day trips between Piraeus and nearby islands, ran aground near Poros.Three helicopters, a milita

of bitter northerly winds, 20 knots gusting 30 and rain was not enough to deter the 18 boats who… but the class now has a following of over 70 boats. 31 boats made the trip to Lough Ree Yacht Club